<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218</id><updated>2011-07-28T21:28:27.717-04:00</updated><category term='girl talk'/><category term='stimulating the economy all on my own'/><category term='red scare'/><category term='people who wish they were my friend but can&apos;t be'/><category term='foul language'/><category term='Top Ten Things We Want to Hear _________ Say'/><category term='Edward Cullen'/><category term='vacation'/><category term='medical drama (and I&apos;m not talking about Grey&apos;s Anatomy)'/><category term='angry younger brothers who think they&apos;re really older brothers'/><category term='shopping'/><category term='political turmoil'/><category term='man-boys'/><category term='witty observations'/><category term='the link between canines and the y-chromosome'/><category term='literature'/><category term='birth control via interaction with children'/><category term='Christmas wishes'/><category term='silly coworkers who make our day'/><category term='Holiday merriment'/><category term='intriguing comestibles'/><category term='swedish meatballs'/><category term='alcohol consumption'/><category term='family fun time'/><category term='Che'/><category term='Bestie'/><category term='making small talk'/><category term='Birthday shenanigans'/><category term='canceling our date for Friday'/><category term='work'/><category term='Twain-Haters-R-Us'/><title type='text'>That's What Was Said...</title><subtitle type='html'>...I like words the way WASP-y people like antiquing in Connecticut. More often than not, those words come back to haunt me...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>58</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4779744452219124461</id><published>2010-01-26T13:24:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T13:24:54.998-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='silly coworkers who make our day'/><title type='text'>Demons Below...</title><summary type='text'>E: "Do not test me, Devil Woman!"Coworker love?!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4779744452219124461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4779744452219124461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2010_01_24_archive.html#4779744452219124461' title='Demons Below...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-6885585842954911824</id><published>2010-01-16T10:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T13:23:58.172-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='silly coworkers who make our day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday merriment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Bye, Bye, Bye?</title><summary type='text'>KL: "And at that moment... I wished the Polar Express would come and take me away."Oh, the desperate need for a snow day.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/6885585842954911824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/6885585842954911824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2010_01_10_archive.html#6885585842954911824' title='Bye, Bye, Bye?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-6794629967182984879</id><published>2009-11-04T14:02:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T14:03:33.729-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angry younger brothers who think they&apos;re really older brothers'/><title type='text'>Ouch</title><summary type='text'>K: "So the doctor said that I shouldn't talk... which is really stressing me out--"J: "Ironic.  Once you shut up, my stress levels will be going down."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/6794629967182984879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/6794629967182984879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_11_01_archive.html#6794629967182984879' title='Ouch'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4678028609080031862</id><published>2009-10-14T20:32:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T20:33:34.602-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>If You Don't Know Me By Now...</title><summary type='text'>K: "So she said that and I--"S: "Completely started analyzing every damned thing."K: "'Cause you and I haven't been friends for 15 years or anything!"And this is us.  Love it or leave it.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4678028609080031862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4678028609080031862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_10_11_archive.html#4678028609080031862' title='If You Don&apos;t Know Me By Now...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4600003070912731856</id><published>2009-10-11T14:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T20:38:38.706-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angry younger brothers who think they&apos;re really older brothers'/><title type='text'>ESPN Does Not Stand For "Entertainment and Smacking People Network"...</title><summary type='text'>K: "Look at him!  John Saunders is grinning like a Jack-O-Lantern!"J: "Homeboy did something before the show.  Or do you think he farted and he's laughing about the smell?"K: "I dunno, but he's all freaking giggly and weird.  Mitch Albom's gonna smack a bitch!"J: "Dude, the guy who wrote Tuesdays with Morrie would not smack a bitch!"K: "Morrie did not mess around.  He was Mitch's teacher.  You do</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4600003070912731856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4600003070912731856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_10_11_archive.html#4600003070912731856' title='ESPN Does Not Stand For &quot;Entertainment and Smacking People Network&quot;...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-7304814297447989410</id><published>2009-09-21T19:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T19:07:14.797-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intriguing comestibles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><title type='text'>Seriously?</title><summary type='text'>D: "Why's all this food in the fridge?"K: "Because it needs to be refrigerated?"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7304814297447989410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7304814297447989410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_09_20_archive.html#7304814297447989410' title='Seriously?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-3725250629160926884</id><published>2009-08-12T09:53:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-12T09:55:37.853-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Wide World of Sports?</title><summary type='text'>A: "I hate golfers..."K: "But, like, Tiger Woods.  I feel like I could be friends with him... Have a beer with him."A: "I'd break a beer over his head... A Bud Light... Nah, maybe a Milwaukee's Best."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3725250629160926884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3725250629160926884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_08_09_archive.html#3725250629160926884' title='Wide World of Sports?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-7036732285912690585</id><published>2009-08-09T12:15:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-09T12:17:50.103-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bestie'/><title type='text'>Things We Discuss In Our Spare Time...</title><summary type='text'>E: "Remind me to tell you about Pope Forasmus...  He's got no head and four fingers."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7036732285912690585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7036732285912690585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_08_09_archive.html#7036732285912690585' title='Things We Discuss In Our Spare Time...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-7726286963534231479</id><published>2009-08-03T10:47:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T10:49:53.479-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stimulating the economy all on my own'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bestie'/><title type='text'>Shoes for Chill(dr)en</title><summary type='text'>K: (increasingly angry) "I just want a nice pair of flats.  These shoes are ugly!  Ugh!  I hate the fact that all of these shoes look like they serve an orthopedic function!  Damnit!" (picks up shoe and examines it) "Oh.." (walks away)E: "They're childrens' shoes, Kate."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7726286963534231479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7726286963534231479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_08_02_archive.html#7726286963534231479' title='Shoes for Chill(dr)en'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-9208373737184217845</id><published>2009-07-30T10:01:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T10:53:34.730-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foul language'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='medical drama (and I&apos;m not talking about Grey&apos;s Anatomy)'/><title type='text'>Almost Doesn't Count</title><summary type='text'>K: (during medical procedure) "Owww!  Oh my God!  Oh, shhhhiii.."Doc: "You okay?"K: (apologetic) "Oh my God!  Ugh, so sorry I cursed!"Doc: "No, actually, you stopped yourself."K: (relieved) "Good!  That fucking hurt."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/9208373737184217845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/9208373737184217845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_07_26_archive.html#9208373737184217845' title='Almost Doesn&apos;t Count'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-7152143997035326987</id><published>2009-06-27T19:42:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-27T19:44:12.643-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shopping'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stimulating the economy all on my own'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bestie'/><title type='text'>Shopping Plans...</title><summary type='text'>E (disgusted) : "Oh god! It's quilted!  It's like the Chanel version of Vera Bradley!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7152143997035326987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7152143997035326987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_06_21_archive.html#7152143997035326987' title='Shopping Plans...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-3581865303413612867</id><published>2009-05-26T11:15:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T11:18:38.566-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Honerable?</title><summary type='text'>C: "You think it's okay to have my honors kids work in pairs tomorrow?"E: "Sure, they can have nerd arguments."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3581865303413612867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3581865303413612867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_05_24_archive.html#3581865303413612867' title='Honerable?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-7886869958398457833</id><published>2009-05-24T19:55:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-24T19:57:41.651-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bestie'/><title type='text'>Hope for the Future?</title><summary type='text'>E: "Well, even if you are the Crazy Cat Lady... You'll be the Crazy Cat Lady with a Chanel bag and other great accessories!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7886869958398457833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7886869958398457833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_05_24_archive.html#7886869958398457833' title='Hope for the Future?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-553769471759626660</id><published>2009-05-22T12:14:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-22T12:18:12.547-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='people who wish they were my friend but can&apos;t be'/><title type='text'>Safety in numbers?</title><summary type='text'>K: "Yeah, so we haven't really spoken in a long time... Months, even."Anon. 1: "Well, what's her address?"Anon. 2  "We could so take her out for you.  We got your back, yo."K: "Do either of you have your permit to drive, let alone your license?"Anon. 2: "We know people.  We can get a ride."K: "From who? Your mom?"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/553769471759626660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/553769471759626660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_05_17_archive.html#553769471759626660' title='Safety in numbers?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4396239869312905020</id><published>2009-05-21T18:28:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-21T18:30:05.081-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birth control via interaction with children'/><title type='text'>311?</title><summary type='text'>K: "Well, you have to understand that there is a limit to what you can say--"Anon. 1 (angry): "Well, the Klan can have meetings and say whatever it is they want to say!"Anon. 2 (exasperated): "That's why they meet IN THE WOODS!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4396239869312905020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4396239869312905020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_05_17_archive.html#4396239869312905020' title='311?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-5093507902303859697</id><published>2009-05-19T12:32:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-19T12:33:39.577-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hydrogen is the most popular element?</title><summary type='text'>K: "So what does it mean that so-and-so portays women as weak?"Anon.: "She's racist!!!!!"Apparently, I stand corrected.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5093507902303859697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5093507902303859697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_05_17_archive.html#5093507902303859697' title='Hydrogen is the most popular element?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-2340687753690596000</id><published>2009-02-16T16:56:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T16:57:55.092-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>And This Is Why We're Friends...</title><summary type='text'>K: "Well, talk to you tomorrow.  Peace in the Middle East."T: (deadpan) "We can only hope."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/2340687753690596000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/2340687753690596000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_02_15_archive.html#2340687753690596000' title='And This Is Why We&apos;re Friends...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-1732553604755299907</id><published>2009-02-04T19:04:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-08T18:37:19.658-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='silly coworkers who make our day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><title type='text'>Best. Metaphor. Ever.</title><summary type='text'>B: "You know that old card game, Magic: The Gathering? Not that I played it."K: "Umm hmmm."B: "Well, that's what ***s are like now."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/1732553604755299907'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/1732553604755299907'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html#1732553604755299907' title='Best. Metaphor. Ever.'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-2919719761858004056</id><published>2009-01-28T18:59:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-28T19:01:48.755-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intriguing comestibles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol consumption'/><title type='text'>Sick as a...</title><summary type='text'>K: "I'm so sick.  I've been drinking NyQuil from the bottle all day."R: "Are you tripping yet?"K: "Well, there's an elf on my dresser, throwing popcorn at me... Mnnn, kettlecorn flavor!"R: "NICE!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/2919719761858004056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/2919719761858004056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_25_archive.html#2919719761858004056' title='Sick as a...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-6380731971096291290</id><published>2009-01-20T17:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T21:16:42.636-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='political turmoil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Birthday shenanigans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Inauguration Ponderance...</title><summary type='text'>E: "How ironic is it that Mr. Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961?"K: "Not my fault.  Blame my parents for my due date."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/6380731971096291290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/6380731971096291290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_18_archive.html#6380731971096291290' title='Inauguration Ponderance...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4810184760871091092</id><published>2009-01-19T19:32:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-08T18:38:00.390-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the link between canines and the y-chromosome'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><title type='text'>Honestly?</title><summary type='text'>A: "Soooo... what's going on between you two?"K: "Well, right now? Whenever we go out, he's like my wingman, but he's totally ****blocking me."A: "That's not very platonic... or fair."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4810184760871091092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4810184760871091092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_18_archive.html#4810184760871091092' title='Honestly?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4396360192453589966</id><published>2009-01-17T22:10:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T21:12:20.602-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol consumption'/><title type='text'>My Heritage...</title><summary type='text'>K: "Well, you know.. America: land of the free, home of the chronically drunk..."T: "I thought that was Ireland?"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4396360192453589966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4396360192453589966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_11_archive.html#4396360192453589966' title='My Heritage...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4200933143871628006</id><published>2009-01-11T11:12:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-11T11:18:17.217-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stimulating the economy all on my own'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><title type='text'>Deja vu...</title><summary type='text'>D: "Where'd all my money go?"K: "And now another reading from the Book of Kate..."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4200933143871628006'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4200933143871628006'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_11_archive.html#4200933143871628006' title='Deja vu...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-8212854362828930432</id><published>2009-01-10T23:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-11T11:15:59.573-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the link between canines and the y-chromosome'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='red scare'/><title type='text'>Honesty... is such a dirty word.</title><summary type='text'>T: "Eh, don't sweat it. What's two years between friends?"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/8212854362828930432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/8212854362828930432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_04_archive.html#8212854362828930432' title='Honesty... is such a dirty word.'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-3874976000715913150</id><published>2009-01-09T20:02:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-10T01:49:49.191-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Knit One, ESPN 2...</title><summary type='text'>A: "Whatcha doin'?"K: "Knitting and watching SportsCenter."A: "You are amazing!  What guy wouldn't want that?!"K: "I know! I am the most perfect girlfriend ever. Remind me why I'm single?"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3874976000715913150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3874976000715913150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_04_archive.html#3874976000715913150' title='Knit One, ESPN 2...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-6558464328393421297</id><published>2009-01-07T21:19:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T21:21:24.170-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the link between canines and the y-chromosome'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>A Proposal of Sorts..</title><summary type='text'>K: "Alright, well, I'll ring you up when I'm on my way home from the 'office.'"KKD: "You sound like my future wife, in which case, sounds good, Honey."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/6558464328393421297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/6558464328393421297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_04_archive.html#6558464328393421297' title='A Proposal of Sorts..'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-5683778932602399403</id><published>2009-01-07T20:48:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T20:49:22.293-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='silly coworkers who make our day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>I'm Dreaming of a White.. Snow Day?</title><summary type='text'>B: (explaining why we have yet to have a snow day) "I think God is an AP parent."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5683778932602399403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5683778932602399403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_04_archive.html#5683778932602399403' title='I&apos;m Dreaming of a White.. Snow Day?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-5439847236126560085</id><published>2009-01-05T18:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T18:54:00.373-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday merriment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Thanks? I Think.</title><summary type='text'>H: "I would like you to know that your New Year's Eve pics are seriously making you look like the most perfect soccer mom ever."I don't get it.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5439847236126560085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5439847236126560085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_04_archive.html#5439847236126560085' title='Thanks? I Think.'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-3445336334319667253</id><published>2009-01-04T21:05:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-04T21:08:59.506-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the link between canines and the y-chromosome'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='red scare'/><title type='text'>Thanks for the Honesty...</title><summary type='text'>T: "Men are like dogs. We don't think the way you do. We're programed to side-step things and remember visuals not details... We mimic and repeat. Very effective trick, there... Men are f-ing dogs. It's the God's honest truth. Just don't forget it."Spoken by a real, live, actual male. Damn.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3445336334319667253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3445336334319667253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_04_archive.html#3445336334319667253' title='Thanks for the Honesty...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-9153700902470539905</id><published>2009-01-04T02:39:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-04T02:56:03.702-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday merriment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Selling Me...</title><summary type='text'>K: (being polite) "Hey, W, I'd like you to meet my friend--"W: (interrupting and hugging K) "--I just want you to know that she is the best girl ever. She's so smart and funny and witty and beautiful!  Any guy'd be lucky to have her!" (pats K on the head enthusiastically)T: (flabbergasted) "Um, thanks?"K: "W, he already knows that. He's my friend."W: "Oh, yeah. Huh... Well, everyone needs a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/9153700902470539905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/9153700902470539905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2009_01_04_archive.html#9153700902470539905' title='Selling Me...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-2072021980499866852</id><published>2009-01-01T13:18:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-04T02:58:34.513-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intriguing comestibles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday merriment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol consumption'/><title type='text'>Everything's Fine In 2009...</title><summary type='text'>A: "Those girls are looking at us now."A2: "Too bad her dress is from Target. I mean, I like Target and all, but it's New Year's Eve!"(all cock heads to side, look at her and sigh)***K: "Can we be friends in real life?"R: "Sha, totally. I'll find you on Facebook!"***K: "I like you. Do you like SportsCenter?"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/2072021980499866852'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/2072021980499866852'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_28_archive.html#2072021980499866852' title='Everything&apos;s Fine In 2009...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4523280394425217707</id><published>2008-12-30T19:09:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-04T02:57:09.290-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday merriment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol consumption'/><title type='text'>In Our Nation's Capital...</title><summary type='text'>E: "Who's Nicholas Flamel?! Obviously they didn't have Google in Harry Potter! I don't know what people did before 1992."***E: "I'm too scared to go any further!"K: "Oh let's go! Maybe Tom and Katie are lurking inside!"E: "No! I can't!" (runs down the stairs)K: (finally agreeing) "Yes! They'll make us drink the Kool-Aid!"***E: "I see Dumbledore and he looks glorrrrrrrious!"***E: "Ahh, yes, the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4523280394425217707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4523280394425217707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_28_archive.html#4523280394425217707' title='In Our Nation&apos;s Capital...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-3744781931766256035</id><published>2008-12-27T15:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-03T19:15:04.457-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday merriment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Monty's Misinterpreted Humor...</title><summary type='text'>K: "Well, you know... It's like they say... 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Nobody!'"T: "Well, nobody expected Nazi Germany either."K: (shakes head) "It's from Monty Python."T: (confused) "Oh."K: (awkwardly) "Yeah."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3744781931766256035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3744781931766256035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_21_archive.html#3744781931766256035' title='Monty&apos;s Misinterpreted Humor...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4035153952974562032</id><published>2008-12-27T09:29:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-27T09:32:39.664-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intriguing comestibles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday merriment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas wishes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol consumption'/><title type='text'>Party Foul?</title><summary type='text'>C: (frantically) "Has anyone seen my drink?!  I can't find my drink!"K &amp; T: (shrug)C: (escalating) "I need my drink!  I already lost one and now I've lost another!"K &amp; T: (shrug again)K: "You want me to make another?"C: (rummaging in pantry) "Oooh!  Here's my first drink from before!  The one I lost first! (sips) Yum!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4035153952974562032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4035153952974562032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_21_archive.html#4035153952974562032' title='Party Foul?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-5973066601089010696</id><published>2008-12-25T11:23:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-25T11:27:48.197-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday merriment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas wishes'/><title type='text'>Christmas Tidings...</title><summary type='text'>J: "Dad, I've been looking under the tree and those packages don't look big enough to hold a 42" flatscreen."D: "I got a text message from Santa Claus last night.  He said he couldn't get the damned thing down the chimney!"J: "What?! Are you kidding--"D: (who is usually peaceful and relaxed) "I told him, 'You need to learn to innovate, you bastard!'"Much joy and peace in the season :)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5973066601089010696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5973066601089010696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_21_archive.html#5973066601089010696' title='Christmas Tidings...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-1350770535375858066</id><published>2008-12-23T21:28:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-25T11:32:22.261-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Top Ten Things We Want to Hear _________ Say'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='silly coworkers who make our day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Stephen Ambrose Called...</title><summary type='text'>K: "Can you read this for me?" (hands him a paper with a sentence about stogies and the Transcontinental Railroad)B: (not following directions) "Ohhhh the Transcontinental Railroad!"K: (laughs) "Can you read the sentence please?!"B: (reads sentence in monotone) "Let's smoke some stogies and talk about the Transcontinental Railroad?"K &amp; J: (erupt in laughter)B: "Well, you know something </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/1350770535375858066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/1350770535375858066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_21_archive.html#1350770535375858066' title='Stephen Ambrose Called...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-8822509927979753512</id><published>2008-12-22T22:16:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-22T22:18:18.827-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday merriment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Birthday shenanigans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angry younger brothers who think they&apos;re really older brothers'/><title type='text'>Birthday Wishes...</title><summary type='text'>E: "Jeff, I have a birthday present for you... We've all lost them and I thought you could use one!" (pulls out stuffed animal version of a human brain cell)J: "Wow!  Thank you! (stuffs it under his hat) I should definitely hold on to this one."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/8822509927979753512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/8822509927979753512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_21_archive.html#8822509927979753512' title='Birthday Wishes...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-7755252367770284816</id><published>2008-12-17T21:25:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T21:29:23.961-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas wishes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angry younger brothers who think they&apos;re really older brothers'/><title type='text'>Idle Threats?</title><summary type='text'>K: (on the phone with MG) "Well, I said that I have a brother.. who can find a shotgun--"J: (angrily interjecting) "And a shovel!"MG: (over the phone) "Whoa there--"J: (angrier) "And I have a big trunk!"K: "Apparently he's not going to take--"J: (angriest ever) "It's big!  I can fit more than one body in there!"K: "--any crap."MG: "Oh clearly... no wonder you're single."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7755252367770284816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7755252367770284816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_14_archive.html#7755252367770284816' title='Idle Threats?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4520364301911074792</id><published>2008-12-17T18:12:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T18:15:41.037-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas wishes'/><title type='text'>Lesson Learned?</title><summary type='text'>KB: "haha you always look good...maybe he's intimidated."K: "thanks... i think so... but who knows maybe he's just a playa... whatever.  he can be alone in his *#&amp;%^."KB: "haha yesss literally and figuratively! teach him that english lesson!"Family fun 101:  Don't mess with the Brown women.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4520364301911074792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4520364301911074792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_14_archive.html#4520364301911074792' title='Lesson Learned?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-2672755502172268128</id><published>2008-12-14T21:51:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-14T21:54:55.891-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Holiday merriment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><title type='text'>And A Quicky...</title><summary type='text'>K: "Don't drop that ball you f*****! Don't drop that ball! That's right, Hines Ward! That's $#&amp;^%! right!"So, sometimes people get excited at football games...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/2672755502172268128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/2672755502172268128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_14_archive.html#2672755502172268128' title='And A Quicky...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-3622998694846789357</id><published>2008-12-14T21:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-14T21:51:45.473-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stimulating the economy all on my own'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas wishes'/><title type='text'>Holiday Requests...</title><summary type='text'>E: "Can you stop buying stuff until after Christmas?!  You're ruining all of my ideas.  And I have them!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3622998694846789357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3622998694846789357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_14_archive.html#3622998694846789357' title='Holiday Requests...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-5521791466773607001</id><published>2008-12-13T16:22:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-13T16:23:07.441-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas wishes'/><title type='text'>Word of the Day</title><summary type='text'>munguin (n.)a hybrid monkey/penguin that spits venom.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5521791466773607001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5521791466773607001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_07_archive.html#5521791466773607001' title='Word of the Day'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-8396012315157492681</id><published>2008-12-10T21:08:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T21:13:41.381-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Edward Cullen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas wishes'/><title type='text'>We're Quite Easy to Please...</title><summary type='text'>E: "I've sworn off men."K: "I will never swear off men..."E: "Yeah, I like to look.. but I just don't want to deal with them if they speak."K: "Sometimes they ruin it that way... I just want an attractive man to sit there and nod at me."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/8396012315157492681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/8396012315157492681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_07_archive.html#8396012315157492681' title='We&apos;re Quite Easy to Please...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-7511739116933587022</id><published>2008-12-09T17:14:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T17:17:25.349-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intriguing comestibles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Semantics...</title><summary type='text'>B: "Can I have a cupcake?"K: "No.  If you touch those cupcakes, I will stab that plastic knife into your thorax!"B: "Hey, um, D... Do you want a cupcake?"D: "She just said we couldn't have one."B: "Well, she said that she would stab the knife into my thorax, so I think you are safe."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7511739116933587022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7511739116933587022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_12_07_archive.html#7511739116933587022' title='Semantics...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-8888666253144633717</id><published>2008-12-06T14:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-06T14:54:40.169-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family fun time'/><title type='text'>Canine Conspiracy</title><summary type='text'>K: "Li and I were talking about this the other day... Dad, what would you do if I adopted a dog?"D: (jokingly.. or maybe not) "Change the locks and encourage you to go elsewhere."Just not ready for another one.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/8888666253144633717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/8888666253144633717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_30_archive.html#8888666253144633717' title='Canine Conspiracy'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-2564770193280427041</id><published>2008-12-04T11:11:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-04T11:12:31.764-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witty observations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='red scare'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Che'/><title type='text'>Advice from the K-man...</title><summary type='text'>J: "Don't randomly give your Cuban kids communist cards."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/2564770193280427041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/2564770193280427041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_30_archive.html#2564770193280427041' title='Advice from the K-man...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-5993041330051255292</id><published>2008-12-02T17:19:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-02T17:24:07.714-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='canceling our date for Friday'/><title type='text'>Three-peat for Today: Insult Away!</title><summary type='text'>K: "I guess that I'm really lucky that I like what I do." (proceeds to tell story about work)Stupid Man-Boy: "Well, all those books were ass.  It's all useless knowledge."K: "Well, not necessarily.  Literature is social commentary."SM-B: "It has absolutely no purpose... Like my first four years of college."K: "I would really hope that you're not telling me that my job is useless."SM-B: "No, I'm </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5993041330051255292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5993041330051255292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_30_archive.html#5993041330051255292' title='Three-peat for Today: Insult Away!'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4564045571761784470</id><published>2008-12-02T15:36:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-02T15:37:53.691-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Edward Cullen'/><title type='text'>Bonus Round: The Truth Comes Out</title><summary type='text'>Anon.: "Excuse me, but [friend's name] thinks that vampires are real.  You can't trust a word she says."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4564045571761784470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4564045571761784470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_30_archive.html#4564045571761784470' title='Bonus Round: The Truth Comes Out'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-7392155365071710216</id><published>2008-12-02T15:32:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-02T15:36:11.603-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='intriguing comestibles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><title type='text'>Delicious Delicacies</title><summary type='text'>S: (curious, yet suspicious) "What's this?"B: (enthusiastic) "They're pretty good."S: (examining container) "Chocolate... cinnamon... and peppermint all in one?  (eats chocolate-covered cinnamon-flavored Altoid) Tastes like Willy Wonka shit in my mouth!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7392155365071710216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/7392155365071710216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_30_archive.html#7392155365071710216' title='Delicious Delicacies'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4979975032690088846</id><published>2008-12-01T16:03:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-02T15:39:01.365-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Twain-Haters-R-Us'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='literature'/><title type='text'>Out of the Mouths of Babes?</title><summary type='text'>K: "So, why might we need to use something like Cliff Notes?"Anon.: "Because Tom Sawyer sucks!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4979975032690088846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4979975032690088846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_30_archive.html#4979975032690088846' title='Out of the Mouths of Babes?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-4829287639953950515</id><published>2008-11-30T16:29:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-30T16:41:27.574-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shopping'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birth control via interaction with children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='swedish meatballs'/><title type='text'>Swedish Bliss...</title><summary type='text'>E: (pointing at crafty Swedish cages to lock up your stuff if you're shopping alone) "Ohhh look! How cool!"K: "I wonder if you could lock your children in there while you shop. Give them a DS and let them be..."E: "Well, there is the concern of food and water..."K: "A few 100-calorie packs will tide them over."E: "But maybe that's what the Ball Pit is for?"K: "Yes, but I don't think that you can </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4829287639953950515'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/4829287639953950515'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_30_archive.html#4829287639953950515' title='Swedish Bliss...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-210001054388985782</id><published>2008-11-29T09:18:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-30T16:37:01.366-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='making small talk'/><title type='text'>Occupations...</title><summary type='text'>E: "So what do you do?"A: "Welder."E: "Wood?"A: "Metal."E: "Oh."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/210001054388985782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/210001054388985782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_23_archive.html#210001054388985782' title='Occupations...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-5803882848586453254</id><published>2008-11-26T20:21:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-30T16:39:29.744-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><title type='text'>Honesty...</title><summary type='text'>E: "I can' t believe I stored his number in my phone."K: "Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and the guys who are trying to manipulate you closest."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5803882848586453254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/5803882848586453254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_23_archive.html#5803882848586453254' title='Honesty...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-3030569946588353252</id><published>2008-11-26T12:06:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-30T16:37:29.546-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><title type='text'>For serial, guys... For serial.</title><summary type='text'>J: "While it isn't a true allegory such as Animal Farm..."B: "Global warming."J: "What?"B: "Weren't you talking about Al Gore?"Up ahead?Five well-deserved days off.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3030569946588353252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3030569946588353252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_23_archive.html#3030569946588353252' title='For serial, guys... For serial.'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-3750473466466358278</id><published>2008-11-24T17:34:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-02T17:37:06.055-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='man-boys'/><title type='text'>Thoughts on men?</title><summary type='text'>A: "You should sooo date Will!"K: "Um, he's gay."A: "Uh, used to be! Besides, he's funny, smart, has impeccable taste and tons of money."K: "What?! Right, so I can turn him gay again? Ding! Round two!"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3750473466466358278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3750473466466358278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_23_archive.html#3750473466466358278' title='Thoughts on men?'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-3039688161359603658</id><published>2008-11-20T17:28:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-30T16:38:29.930-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol consumption'/><title type='text'>Vacation Plans...</title><summary type='text'>L: "Ooh, a cruise... We can do everything!"K: "We can be lazy and hang out..."L: "Well I can't do the climbing wall..."K: "Climbing wall, sch-miming wall... I'll be at the bar.. Don't you know me?"</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3039688161359603658'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3039688161359603658'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_16_archive.html#3039688161359603658' title='Vacation Plans...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-3411009289136821856</id><published>2008-11-20T00:53:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-30T16:38:51.510-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girl talk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><title type='text'>Just a thought...</title><summary type='text'>K: "I told you what I said about teaching... it's like having anorexia."A: "Hey, a little anorexia never hurt anyone." K: "Except for like Tracey Gold and that chick from the 60s who crapped out from it."A: "One cannot sustain on meth alone."One day, we're gonna publish. And when we do, it's gonna be big. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3411009289136821856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/3411009289136821856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_16_archive.html#3411009289136821856' title='Just a thought...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559218.post-6113132433257081798</id><published>2008-11-11T19:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T19:31:53.909-05:00</updated><title type='text'>...Starting fresh...</title><summary type='text'>Deleted everything to start anew... we shall see what comes of this foolishness.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/6113132433257081798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3559218/posts/default/6113132433257081798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thatswhatwassaid.blogspot.com/2008_11_09_archive.html#6113132433257081798' title='...Starting fresh...'/><author><name>...K...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15651669443209055560</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vZggqcmd7o/STFPwFT8mrI/AAAAAAAAAAk/iaqQilXUvJw/S220/2760692.jpg'/></author></entry></feed>
