Demons Below...

E: "Do not test me, Devil Woman!"

Coworker love?!

Bye, Bye, Bye?

KL: "And at that moment... I wished the Polar Express would come and take me away."

Oh, the desperate need for a snow day.

Ouch

K: "So the doctor said that I shouldn't talk... which is really stressing me out--"
J: "Ironic. Once you shut up, my stress levels will be going down."

If You Don't Know Me By Now...

K: "So she said that and I--"
S: "Completely started analyzing every damned thing."
K: "'Cause you and I haven't been friends for 15 years or anything!"

And this is us. Love it or leave it.

ESPN Does Not Stand For "Entertainment and Smacking People Network"...

K: "Look at him! John Saunders is grinning like a Jack-O-Lantern!"
J: "Homeboy did something before the show. Or do you think he farted and he's laughing about the smell?"
K: "I dunno, but he's all freaking giggly and weird. Mitch Albom's gonna smack a bitch!"
J: "Dude, the guy who wrote Tuesdays with Morrie would not smack a bitch!"
K: "Morrie did not mess around. He was Mitch's teacher. You do the math."

Seriously?

D: "Why's all this food in the fridge?"

K: "Because it needs to be refrigerated?"

Wide World of Sports?

A: "I hate golfers..."

K: "But, like, Tiger Woods. I feel like I could be friends with him... Have a beer with him."

A: "I'd break a beer over his head... A Bud Light... Nah, maybe a Milwaukee's Best."