If You Don't Know Me By Now...

K: "So she said that and I--"
S: "Completely started analyzing every damned thing."
K: "'Cause you and I haven't been friends for 15 years or anything!"

And this is us. Love it or leave it.

ESPN Does Not Stand For "Entertainment and Smacking People Network"...

K: "Look at him! John Saunders is grinning like a Jack-O-Lantern!"
J: "Homeboy did something before the show. Or do you think he farted and he's laughing about the smell?"
K: "I dunno, but he's all freaking giggly and weird. Mitch Albom's gonna smack a bitch!"
J: "Dude, the guy who wrote Tuesdays with Morrie would not smack a bitch!"
K: "Morrie did not mess around. He was Mitch's teacher. You do the math."