Safety in numbers?

K: "Yeah, so we haven't really spoken in a long time... Months, even."

Anon. 1: "Well, what's her address?"

Anon. 2 "We could so take her out for you. We got your back, yo."

K: "Do either of you have your permit to drive, let alone your license?"

Anon. 2: "We know people. We can get a ride."

K: "From who? Your mom?"

311?

K: "Well, you have to understand that there is a limit to what you can say--"

Anon. 1 (angry): "Well, the Klan can have meetings and say whatever it is they want to say!"

Anon. 2 (exasperated): "That's why they meet IN THE WOODS!"

Hydrogen is the most popular element?

K: "So what does it mean that so-and-so portays women as weak?"

Anon.: "She's racist!!!!!"

Apparently, I stand corrected.