Wide World of Sports?

A: "I hate golfers..."

K: "But, like, Tiger Woods. I feel like I could be friends with him... Have a beer with him."

A: "I'd break a beer over his head... A Bud Light... Nah, maybe a Milwaukee's Best."

Things We Discuss In Our Spare Time...

E: "Remind me to tell you about Pope Forasmus... He's got no head and four fingers."