Idle Threats?

K: (on the phone with MG) "Well, I said that I have a brother.. who can find a shotgun--"

J: (angrily interjecting) "And a shovel!"

MG: (over the phone) "Whoa there--"

J: (angrier) "And I have a big trunk!"

K: "Apparently he's not going to take--"

J: (angriest ever) "It's big! I can fit more than one body in there!"

K: "--any crap."

MG: "Oh clearly... no wonder you're single."

Lesson Learned?

KB: "haha you always look good...maybe he's intimidated."

K: "thanks... i think so... but who knows maybe he's just a playa... whatever. he can be alone in his *#&%^."

KB: "haha yesss literally and figuratively! teach him that english lesson!"


Family fun 101: Don't mess with the Brown women.

And A Quicky...

K: "Don't drop that ball you f*****! Don't drop that ball! That's right, Hines Ward! That's $#&^%! right!"

So, sometimes people get excited at football games...

Holiday Requests...

E: "Can you stop buying stuff until after Christmas?! You're ruining all of my ideas. And I have them!"