Everything's Fine In 2009...

A: "Those girls are looking at us now."

A2: "Too bad her dress is from Target. I mean, I like Target and all, but it's New Year's Eve!"

(all cock heads to side, look at her and sigh)

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K: "Can we be friends in real life?"

R: "Sha, totally. I'll find you on Facebook!"

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K: "I like you. Do you like SportsCenter?"

In Our Nation's Capital...

E: "Who's Nicholas Flamel?! Obviously they didn't have Google in Harry Potter! I don't know what people did before 1992."

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E: "I'm too scared to go any further!"

K: "Oh let's go! Maybe Tom and Katie are lurking inside!"

E: "No! I can't!" (runs down the stairs)

K: (finally agreeing) "Yes! They'll make us drink the Kool-Aid!"

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E: "I see Dumbledore and he looks glorrrrrrrious!"

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E: "Ahh, yes, the little-known area of our country known as Bulgaria!"

K: "And the little-known English dialect, Bulgarian!"