Honesty... is such a dirty word.

T: "Eh, don't sweat it. What's two years between friends?"

Knit One, ESPN 2...

A: "Whatcha doin'?"

K: "Knitting and watching SportsCenter."

A: "You are amazing! What guy wouldn't want that?!"

K: "I know! I am the most perfect girlfriend ever. Remind me why I'm single?"

A Proposal of Sorts..

K: "Alright, well, I'll ring you up when I'm on my way home from the 'office.'"

KKD: "You sound like my future wife, in which case, sounds good, Honey."

I'm Dreaming of a White.. Snow Day?

B: (explaining why we have yet to have a snow day) "I think God is an AP parent."

Thanks? I Think.

H: "I would like you to know that your New Year's Eve pics are seriously making you look like the most perfect soccer mom ever."

I don't get it.

Thanks for the Honesty...

T: "Men are like dogs. We don't think the way you do. We're programed to side-step things and remember visuals not details... We mimic and repeat. Very effective trick, there... Men are f-ing dogs. It's the God's honest truth. Just don't forget it."


Spoken by a real, live, actual male. Damn.

Selling Me...

K: (being polite) "Hey, W, I'd like you to meet my friend--"

W: (interrupting and hugging K) "--I just want you to know that she is the best girl ever. She's so smart and funny and witty and beautiful! Any guy'd be lucky to have her!" (pats K on the head enthusiastically)

T: (flabbergasted) "Um, thanks?"

K: "W, he already knows that. He's my friend."

W: "Oh, yeah. Huh... Well, everyone needs a reminder."