Inauguration Ponderance...

E: "How ironic is it that Mr. Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961?"

K: "Not my fault. Blame my parents for my due date."

Honestly?

A: "Soooo... what's going on between you two?"

K: "Well, right now? Whenever we go out, he's like my wingman, but he's totally ****blocking me."

A: "That's not very platonic... or fair."