Word of the Day

munguin (n.)

a hybrid monkey/penguin that spits venom.

We're Quite Easy to Please...

E: "I've sworn off men."

K: "I will never swear off men..."

E: "Yeah, I like to look.. but I just don't want to deal with them if they speak."

K: "Sometimes they ruin it that way... I just want an attractive man to sit there and nod at me."

Semantics...

B: "Can I have a cupcake?"

K: "No. If you touch those cupcakes, I will stab that plastic knife into your thorax!"

B: "Hey, um, D... Do you want a cupcake?"

D: "She just said we couldn't have one."

B: "Well, she said that she would stab the knife into my thorax, so I think you are safe."