Occupations...

E: "So what do you do?"

A: "Welder."

E: "Wood?"

A: "Metal."

E: "Oh."

Honesty...

E: "I can' t believe I stored his number in my phone."

K: "Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and the guys who are trying to manipulate you closest."

For serial, guys... For serial.

J: "While it isn't a true allegory such as Animal Farm..."

B: "Global warming."

J: "What?"

B: "Weren't you talking about Al Gore?"


Up ahead?
Five well-deserved days off.

Thoughts on men?

A: "You should sooo date Will!"

K: "Um, he's gay."

A: "Uh, used to be! Besides, he's funny, smart, has impeccable taste and tons of money."

K: "What?! Right, so I can turn him gay again? Ding! Round two!"